Every household has a house rule that’s never actually been written down — until now. This bold typography print spells it out in heavy black block lettering on a crisp white background: “THIS BATHROOM IS NOT AN INTERNET CAFE. WHEN YOU’VE DONE YOUR BUSINESS, PLEASE GO AWAY!” with the phrase “AN INTERNET CAFE” set inside a solid black bar for extra emphasis. There’s no character, no icon, no softening it — just a direct, funny house rule delivered exactly as intended.
The blunt, universally relatable message makes this a natural fit above the toilet in a family bathroom, guest bathroom, or powder room where somebody’s phone habit has clearly gotten out of hand. Because the design stays strictly black and white, it never competes with existing tile, hardware, or paint — it simply states its case. It also pairs easily with our other typography-style bathroom prints for anyone building out a full gallery wall of house rules and one-liners.
This listing is for the digital file only. After checkout, you’ll get instant access to high-resolution, 300 DPI PDFs across 21 sizes and 5 aspect ratios, ready to print at home, at a local print shop, or through an online printing service — whichever suits you best. No physical item is included; there’s no shipping wait, and because it’s a downloadable product, all sales are final.






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